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25 Boob Candles That Are Extra Scent-ual

  • Writer: AnnaMarie Houlis
    AnnaMarie Houlis
  • Oct 22, 2023
  • 8 min read

Updated: Mar 18

Gift a boob candle for the big-breasted babes in your life celebrating their new boobs or illuminate your own scent-ual space.


white wax sexy woman figure candle lit on a dish decorated with a vine
Candles can make any space sweeter or spicier—and they make great gifts, especially these boob candles for the friend with new boobs or to light up some love for your own body.

In a world in which everyone tells us what we should or shouldn’t do with our bodies, daring to defy the status quo can feel huge—and we're here to light one up (a boob candle) in celebration.


After all, there are very real implications to breaking societal norms, which can (read: does) make many uninformed people uncomfortable and, therefore, penalizes the people in violation of prescribed—socially constructed—stereotypes. So, for our friends getting boob reduction surgeries and told they're not feminine enough anymore to our friends being shamed for getting breast implants, we salute you for doing you despite what society says. Because if we've learned anything, it's that we're damned if we do, damned if we don't.


And, sure, there's a very real attractiveness privilege, which means "beautiful" bosom-boating humans (according to society's unfounded, preconceived standards), fair better. But, contrary to popular belief, people have a plethora of reasons to modify their bodies that don't necessarily include attracting others (which is still a valid reason!) and that are, frankly, no one's business but their own.


In the midst of all the noise and nonsense, we're pushing for a piece of peace. And candles have that sort of effect on us. Candles can smell powerful—and they can transform any space into a safe, sacred sanctuary to celebrate our bodies, be it solo or with partner(s). Whether you're gifting one to someone with a new pair of big boobs or the one whose never not known back pain until their surgery, send something sweet or spicy. Or light one up for some self-love because all boobs are beautiful.


Boob Candles to Illuminate a Scent-ual Space

We're not talking about your ordinary candles here; these boob candles are a glowing tribute, an ode to every bold decision made in the name of self-love, a flickering flame that screams, "I love boobs." Small boobs. Big boobs. Natural boobs. New boobs. All boobs.


Nothing says "congratulations on your new twins" quite like this cheeky "This Candle Smells Like a Brand New Pair of Boobs" boob candle from Miracu made with natural soy and essential oils, this boob candle comes in vanilla, lavender and healing vibes, making it the perfect blend for your bresti’s "boobgenning" journey. 


2. YouNique Designs: “Smells Like New Boobs” ($20)

YouNique Designs' "Smells Like New Boobs" candle, in a sleek glass casing, is a fun creation that transforms any space with its delicate blend of vanilla and lavender. This natural vegan soy candle celebrates the journey of self-love and body positivity, making it a perfect gift idea whether it's for post-boob surgery recovery or simply to add some playful vibes to their room!


3. Scented Serenade: "Smells Like New Boobs" ($25)

Get ready for a fragrant fiesta with Scented Serenade's "Smells Like New Boobs" soy candle. Crafted with a 100% cotton wick with a reusable glass jar topped with a sleek black lid, this non-toxic boob candle celebrates change and self-acceptance. Plus, it's completely natural – no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates. No nasties here!


Celebrate her inner badass with Sallas' "Only Bad Bitches Get Boob Jobs" boob candle, available in two sizes and nine irresistible fragrances including Beachwood, Blackberry Vanilla, Blood Orange and more. Crafted from hand-poured coconut soy wax with a lead and zinc-free cotton wick, it's housed in a stylish amber vessel with a gold lid, adding a touch of chicness to eco-friendliness.


Another gift idea for your girlie (or you) is Generic's "I Love You for Your Personality, But Those Boobs Are a Really Nice Bonus" soy wax candle. It’s made of 100% natural soy wax, infused with high-grade fragrance oils and poured into a reusable glass jar. If you’re looking for a thoughtful gift with a touch of humor, this is the perfect choice.


6. Salas: "Smells Like New Boobs" ($15)

Another treat for those on their post-boob job journey is CGem's "Smells Like New Boobs" candle line. With a lead and zinc-free cotton wick, in an amber jar with a gold lid and boasting a natural wax color with no dyes, these candles offer an eco-friendly and non-toxic choice. Made from renewable sources and free from gluten, toxins, parabens and phthalates, they come in nine captivating fragrances.


7. Generic: "Love Your New Boo Bees" ($25)

Embrace the sweetness of self-love with Generic's "Love Your New Boo Bees" boob candle, carefully crafted to embrace this unique journey. Hand-poured using an 85/15 blend of soy wax with a sweet vanilla scent, it promises a clean and soothing burn, creating the perfect ambiance for relaxation especially during recovery.


8. Yellow Snake: "Only Bad Bitches Get Boob Jobs" ($15)

For your bold bresti, nothing says empowerment like Yellow Snake's "Only Bad B-tches Get Boob Jobs" boob candle, available in five aromatic scents. Handcrafted with care using 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick, it provides up to 50-60 hours of clean, eco-friendly burn time. This vegan, natural and non-toxic candle contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates—just pure, bold vibes for embracing new beginnings and change.


9. Not Your Mom's Candles: "You're the Tits" ($25)

Another quirky boob candle is Not Your Mom's Candles' "You're the Tits– I Wish I Had A Pair Of You!" Handcrafted with love using only natural soy wax infused with the scent of fruit loops and made with lead-free wicks.


10. Generic: "New Boobs, Who Dis?" ($28)

An essential for post-boob surgery recovery is Generic's "New Boobs, Who Dis?" candle, made of soy wax. Hand-poured with care, this candle boasts the finest vanilla fragrance—a luxurious blend of rich vanilla bean with subtle hints of sweet cane sugar. It's the perfect complement for relaxing aromatherapy sessions, helping you or your bresti unwind and rejuvenate after surgery.


11. Generic: "New Tits, Who Dis?" ($28)

Introducing Generic’s “New Tits, Who Dis?” boob candle, a comforting infusion of soy wax delicately scented with vanilla fragrance. Carefully hand-poured and perfect for recovery rituals. 


12. Generic: "New Boobs, Don't Care" ($28)

Another standout from Generic's collection is the "New Boobs, Don't Care" candle. Crafted from soy wax, this boob candle has a sweet vanilla aroma with hints of rich vanilla bean and subtle notes of sweet cane sugar. 


13. Generic: "Love Your New Melons" ($22)

"Love Your New Melons" by Generic is an addition to their range, offering a charming vanilla-scented soy candle perfect for celebrating fresh beginnings. Hand-poured with care and crafted with a clean-burning 85/15 blend of soy wax, it comes complete with a secure black lid and features a sublimation-printed label for lasting appeal. 


14. 3InspireDesigns: "You're the Tits!" ($22)

Embrace femininity and strength with 3InspireDesigns' "You're the Tits!" Candle. Made with soy wax, this 9-ounce candle fills the room with a soothing vanilla aroma that sets a cozy atmosphere when lit. It’s packed in a sleek glass jar with a black lid and crafted with an 85/15 blend of soy wax for clean burning.


15. SizzlesSuperStore: "Who Knew a Boob Job Would Smell So Good?" ($33)

"Who Knew a Boob Job Would Smell So Good?" from SizzlesSuperStore is a 9-ounce scented soy wax candle that infuses personality into any space. Handmade with care, it features a clean-burning soy wax blend and a cotton wick, all in a reusable glass container for sustainability. Indulge in the delicious summer watermelon scent and enjoy up to 50-60 hours of burn time with this delicious candle.


16. CrudeCandle: "Honey Suckle My Titties" ($23)

Say hello to "Honey Suckle My Titties" by CrudeCandle, the playful post-boob job treat or gift idea you didn't know you needed! This three-wick candle brings the delightful aroma of honeysuckle to your space, creating a floral paradise. Available in various scents and colors, it's a bit cheeky but undeniably hilarious—a perfect pick-me-up to bring some laughter and cheer to her day.


17. BlissDecorCo: "Welcome to the 'Busty' Club" ($28)

BlissDecorCo's "Welcome to the 'Busty' Club" candle is handcrafted and features a special soy wax blend. Lovingly made, it offers handpicked, absolute best scents like apple harvest, cinnamon vanilla, clean cotton, sea salt + orchid and white sage + lavender.


"Smells Like a Speedy Recovery from Breast Reduction Surgery" boob candle from SizzlesSuperStore! This boob candle is a light-hearted reminder of resilience and healing.Made with eco-friendly soy wax and a cotton wick, it burns for 50-60 hours, filling any space with a comforting fragrance that reminds of the journey toward recovery. 


"Big Tit Energy: Great Things Come in Big Packages" candle from UnderdogCandles is a sassy celebration of boldness and beauty! Crafted with soy wax for a cleaner, longer burn, it's infused with the scent of White Sage + Lavender, creating an ambiance of positivity and charm. Available in two sizes to suit any space, it's the perfect gift with personalized options available.


20. SizzlesSuperStore: "It's Got That New Boobs Smell" ($33)

Introducing the "It's Got That New Boobs Smell" candle from SizzlesSuperStore—a blend of care and humor! Crafted with 100% soy wax and a cotton wick, this candle burns cleanly for up to 60 hours, filling any space with its fresh aroma. Whether it's a celebration of new assets or just a humorous gift, this candle is sure to bring joy. Plus, it's eco-friendly and non-toxic, ensuring a guilt-free experience. Don't miss out on lighting up someone's day with this hilarious and heartwarming creation from SizzlesSuperStore!


21. PerfectMatchShop: "Light When You Want Boobies" ($18)

PerfectMatchShop introduces the "Light When You Want Boobies" candle, an eco-friendly and non-toxic option free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates. Handcrafted with a 100% soy wax blend and a cotton wick, it provides up to 50-60 hours of burn time and packaged in a reusable glass container for added sustainability.


22. Letteroom: Personalized Boob Candles ($18)

Letteroom's Personalized Boob Candles, the ultimate cheeky and fun gift choice to brighten anyone's day! Made from wax, these playful candles come in perky or droopy designs, allowing you to add a personalized message for that special touch. And the best part? They smell amazing with a sweet fig scent that'll fill any room with fruity goodness. Perfect for anyone who just had a little pick-me-up.


23. PayalsLittleDelights: Beautiful Boobie Goddess Candle ($11)

Introducing the Beautiful Boobie Goddess Candle from PayalsLittleDelights! Handmade with meticulous care, this scented candle features a classy design with charming boob-shaped wax and delicate gold sheets. Measuring 4oz, it's perfect for smaller areas or as a decorative accent, adding a touch of fun to any space. 


24. CandlesBany: Female Body Candle ($3)

The Female Body Candle by CandlesBany is a stunning addition to any candle collection! Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, it features a beautifully sculpted female torso silhouette adorned with delicate gold sheet accents, adding a unique and artistic flair to any space. Made with 100% natural soy wax, these boob candles are not only sustainable and vegan-friendly but also unscented, making them suitable especially for those with fragrance sensitivities.


25. MoonwicksCandles: "Smells Like New Boobs" ($23)

Smells Like New Boobs" by MoonwicksCandles is a soy wax candle meticulously crafted with a 100% natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Packaged in 9oz glass jars, each candle offers a unique aroma experience with scents like Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid and White Sage + Lavender.

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