Busty Boob Planters to Grow Your Flowers and Self Love

Put your favorite fresh flowers, dried blooms, succulents or other indoor plants in these female-form pots and planters.

Plant your best blooms in a busty boob vase.

Why not let your home décor blossom with body positivity? Female-figure flower pots and vases create safe spaces for your favorite flowers and indoor plants—from succulents and air plants to dried flowers and pampas grass. So nurture nature and some self-love. Place your best blooms in these busts and grow with them.

1. Female-Form Boob Planter Flower Vase ($19)

This ceramic busty silhouette (in blush pink, sandy nude or walnut brown) stands at just about four inches tall. It features a drainage hole with a removable plug, making it ideal for indoor plants and succulents, as well as dried flowers and pampas grass.

2. Indoor Body-Shaped Ceramic Air Planter ($9)

This ceramic body-shaped flower pot comes in both black and white. It has a shinier finish and features nipples. The vase stands at just under five inches tall, and it has a drainage hole, which makes it the perfect pot for air plants and cacti.

3. Female Body Vase ($14)

Made of lightweight but durable ceramics with a pressed-in look, this white flowerpot stands at over five inches tall and more than three inches wide—so it can fit your favorite green babies. The drainage hole at the bottom allows them to breathe and filters out excess water.

4. Shy Woman Plant Pot ($18) 

This sand beige vase features the full female form, from the breasts down below the booty—showing off soft curves, with delicate hands covering one breast and the vulva. The pot, which conveniently comes with a drip tray, comes in two sizes: a medium version at about five and a half inches in height, and a large version at about seven and a half inches in height; both are about five inches wide. 

5. Undressing Feminine Body Vase ($20)

Looking for a bohemian desktop planter? This one—featuring a female torso taking off a shirt—stands at almost eight inches tall and comes in black, brown, or white. Despite its small size, the vase doesn’t sacrifice details; it shows off every curve, one peeking nipple and abs.

6. Elegant Female Silhouette Avocado Bulb Vase ($25)

Why only place indoor plants like succulents on your windowsill when you can also plant avocado bulbs? This female-figure vase (just under six inches tall)  is made from borosilicate glass, fired at high temperatures for transparency. Sure, you can use it to grow aquatic plants or arrange flowers, but you can also use it to cultivate seeded plants.

7. Female-Form Ceramic Vase Set ($12)

Beige in color and curvy in style, this stoneware female-form vase can transform any shelf, coffee table or window ledge. It doesn't have a drainage hole, so it's best for fresh or dried flowers instead of indoor plants that need watering.

8. Outdoor Female Body Planter ($37)

Made of premium resin that's durable and stone-like, this flowerpot will add a gorgeous touch to your outdoor garden or patio—but you can also use it inside (just note that it's over 12 inches tall!). There is a drainage hole with a plug, as well as base pads to keep it as functional as it is feminine.

9. Female-Form Glass Vase ($22)

Made of glass, this flower pot (about six inches tall) works with a variety of your verdant friends—fresh flowers, fake flowers, dried flowers, pampas grass and more. It also comes in a variety of colors, like amber, blue, brown, gray, orange, pink, purple, and clear.

10. Female-Form Glass Vase ($25)

Ceramic and curvy, this female-form vase can transform any shelf, coffee table or window ledge. It doesn't have a drainage hole, so it's best for fresh or dried flowers instead of indoor plants that need watering.